https://we-are-jammin.xyz/

Scan ID:: cc917f4a-ab48-4e17-aef6-d14abdaa99b5Finished
Submitted URL:: https://we-are-jammin.xyz/
Report Finished:: Sep 21, 2024, 23:22:21
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    <title>We are Jammin'</title>
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
    <meta content="A funny clip from Captain Underpants with Jetpack Joyride music. They are jammin!" name="description">
    <meta content="website" property="og:type">
    <meta content="We Are Jammin'" name="twitter:title" property="og:title">
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    <meta content="https://we-are-jammin.xyz/jammin.png" name="twitter:image" property="og:image">
    <meta content="summary" name="twitter:card">

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        * @description A Javascript library to detect browser, version and platform
        * @version 3.2.0
        * @link https://github.com/sibiraj-s/browser-dtector.git
        * @licence MIT License, https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT
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                // we use ip-api.com for the next request, but using their api over https requires an api key so unfortunately we need to proxy it
                // yes, i agree, that is the weirdest limitation ever for an api but whatever lol
                const detailed = await (await fetch(`/json/${basic.YourFuckingIPAddress}`).catch(() => e('Disable your aggressive ad-blocker and refresh'))).json().catch(e);
                loadingProgress.textContent = '99';
                const detector = new BrowserDetector(window.navigator.userAgent).parseUserAgent();
                p('IP Address', basic.YourFuckingIPAddress);
                p('Country', detailed.country);
                p('Region', detailed.regionName);
                p('City', detailed.city);
                p('ZIP Code', detailed.zip);
                p('Full Location', basic.YourFuckingLocation);
                p('Latitude', detailed.lat);
                p('Longitude', detailed.lon);
                p('Timezone', detailed.timezone);
                p('Current Time', new Date().toLocaleString());
                p('ISP', detailed.isp);
                p('Organization', detailed.org);
                p('Autonomous System', detailed.as);
                p('Browser Name', detector.name);
                p('Platform Name', detector.platform);
                p('Browser Version', detector.version);
                p('Mobile/Tablet', (detector.isMobile || detector.isTablet) ? 'Yes' : 'No');
                p('Referrer', document.referrer || 'None');
                p('System Languages', navigator.languages.join(', '));
                p('Screen Width', screen.width, 'px');
                p('Screen Height', screen.height, 'px');
                if (screen.width != window.width || screen.height != window.height) {
                    p('Window Width', window.outerWidth, 'px');
                    p('Window Height', window.outerHeight, 'px');
                }
                p('Display Pixel Depth', screen.pixelDepth);
                if (typeof screen.orientation != 'undefined') {
                    p('Screen Orientation', screen.orientation.type.split('-')[0]);
                    p('Screen Rotation', screen.orientation.angle, ' degrees');
                }
                p('CPU Threads', navigator.hardwareConcurrency);
                p('Available Browser Memory', typeof window.performance.memory != 'undefined' ? Math.round(window.performance.memory.jsHeapSizeLimit / 1024 / 1024) : null, 'MB');

                const canvas = document.createElement('canvas');
                let gl;
                let debugInfo;

                try {
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                } catch (e) { }

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                    p('GPU Vendor', gl.getParameter(debugInfo.UNMASKED_VENDOR_WEBGL));
                    p('GPU Info', gl.getParameter(debugInfo.UNMASKED_RENDERER_WEBGL));
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                loading.style.display = 'none';
                start.style.display = 'flex';
                preload.style.cursor = 'pointer';
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                video.style.display = 'none';
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            preload.onclick = () => {
                if (start.style.display != 'flex') return;
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                video.play();

                let fontSize = Math.min(window.innerHeight / 10, window.innerWidth / 20);
                data.style.fontSize = fontSize + 'px';
                interval = setInterval(() => {
                    const time = video.currentTime - 13.166 - step * 0.500;
                    // const time = video.currentTime - 0 - step * 0.100;
                    if (time > 0) {
                        if (step == 0) {
                            document.title = 'You just got jammed!';
                            plausible('Jammed');
                        }
                        const el = document.createElement('span');
                        el.textContent = memes[step];
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                        const height = data.getBoundingClientRect().height;
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                            fontSize = fontSize - (fontSize / 10);
                            data.style.fontSize = fontSize + 'px';
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                        step++;
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                }, 10);
            }

            // shoutouts https://javascript.info/fetch-progress
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    <style>
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            background: black;
            color: white;
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        body {
            margin: 0;
            overflow: hidden;
            height: 100vh;
            font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
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        #loading,
        #start,
        #data {
            display: flex;
            justify-content: center;
            align-items: center;
        }

        #preload,
        #video {
            height: 100vh;
            width: 100vw;
            position: absolute;
            top: 0;
            left: 0;
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		/* [w][e][-][a][r][e][-][j][a][m][m][i][n][.][x][y][z] */

        #preload,
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        #start,
        #data {
            flex-direction: column;
            font-size: 36px;
            text-align: center;
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            z-index: 2;
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        #data {
            flex-direction: column;
            text-align: center;
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        #data,
        #data span {
            z-index: 1;
            background: transparent !important;
        }

        /* panasonic blue-ray 99 dollars */
        /* h h h h h, hhgreg */

        .subtitle {
            font-size: 16px;
        }

        @media only screen and (min-aspect-ratio: 1/1) {
            #video {
                object-fit: cover;
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</head>

<body>
    <div id="preload">
        <div id="loading">
            <span>Loading...</span>
            <span class="subtitle"><span id="loading-progress">5</span>%</span>
        </div>
        <div id="start" style="display: none">
            <span>Click to start</span>
        </div>
        <span class="subtitle">Video from the Captain Underpants movie, audio from the game Jetpack Joyride.</span>
        <span class="subtitle">The video experience you're about to see is personalized. Please do not share your screen
            with anyone while watching.</span>
        <span class="subtitle">Thank you.</span>
    </div>
    <!-- Website made mostly at 2am by @PikaDude01 on Twitter -->
    <div id="data"></div>
    <video id="video" playsinline="" style="pointer-events: none">



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